The metal gear story line is border-line retarded, when you take it out of the context of the game, but that’s ok you don’t have to. Kojima might as well be video games’ M. Night Shamylams, when it comes to ludicrous plot twists, that all end making you go “Eh…?” The difference being somehow it’s awesome. IN the context of the game, Snake is a total righteous Badass, out to fight oddly themed enemies like “Big Boss” (…seriously!?), and this guy-

His powers were being fat, having bombs and being a Rollerblade enthusiast. ...his name was, *ahem*, "Fatman".

Somehow these games worked, and not only that but they’re amazingly fun, and expertly crafted masterpieces.  The 2nd, 3rd and PSP installments of the raspiest, smokin-est, gun-totinest, box-wearing to fool enemy-ist, mullet stylin-ist, cold-war relic-ist video game hero’s legendary franchise, will be droping it’s load on Nov. 8th 2011, says Konami Digital Entertainment, Inc. The game will be available for the PlayStation®3 and Xbox 360®.

In a bid to squeeze more money out of gaming zombies (me included) for more or less the same product, Konami will be HD-ifying the graphics. There will be a total of 5 complete games including METAL GEAR SOLID 2: SONS OF LIBERTY, METAL GEAR SOLID 3: SNAKE EATER, METAL GEAR SOLID: PEACE WALKER in HD, and the original MSX2 classics, METAL GEAR and METAL GEAR 2: SOLID SNAKE.

Anyone remember this Metal Gear? Eh… no? …stupid kids and their playstations…